April 2011
2 posts
Nowhere to be seen? I'm right here.
A couple of months ago I wrote posted something with a letter to someone who I missed, but I actually want to re-write it;
To Bear,
You have no idea how much I actually miss you. In college you were always there for me to talk to, and no matter how much I do love the little kiddies, they don’t really understand, and aren’t really the people who I could rant to/bitch/pour my heart out...
college is dire. i'm slowly dying and fish is no...
college is killing me
after bursting into tears mid lesson because of preggers being an abysmal teacher and making me picture her getting repetitively hit with a wet fish, after my spanish history teacher leaving for an operation (which was really selfish as she has about 30 students she should be thinking of at this crucial moment in time - the operation was not life threatening), after being...
January 2011
2 posts
just to reiterate
i miss you soo much gouldfish :(
i had to do the lonely journey from blythe to hampton today, and yes i went the long way round because you normally make me walk you to meriden for coaching. so i went on my own, and dropped my imaginary friend off at coaching.
how sad.
Get back in my life Hannah.
So, I left college. YAAAAAAAY.
Apprenticeships ftw.
But I do miss you Lesbian. I mean Hannah. Sorry, typo.
No Hannah I miss you and am overly excited for my christmas present still! (just for you all out there, she hasnt bought me a real flounder, even though she dropped many suggestive hints she had).
BUT, I miss you, its weird not seeing you every frigging day. You was in all my lessons...
December 2010
7 posts
30 letter challenge - by Fish.
1 — Your Best Friend
You’re amazing. I actually can’t think of a time you haven’t been there to pick me up when I’m done [not literally obvs]. You make me smile, laugh even when I just want to curl up and cry. And all the good times as well. Its been about 6 years and no arguments. Sure, we have our small moments, but there nothing. I actually don’t know what I...
17 days till christmas.
Can you even wait? I actually cant.
17 days till christmas.
3 days till the xfactor final.
7 more early morning.
and then life is goooooood again, kinda.
Home sucks but ahhhh well, just the thought of christmas makes it all SO much better. Plus HANNAH’S PRESENT IS AMAZING.
OH EM GEE.
and now I am watching sister act. GOOOOOD TIMES.
Man, I actually miss tumblr.
From Fish!...
awkwardddd.
her: you ok?
me: yeah thanks are you?
her: yeh thanks
me: good
her: good about you to
me: lolll
her: lol
just part of the most enthralling conversation ever. : (
I cannot stand this lesson.
So, sitting with bear and this lesson is completely pointless considering preggers refuses to let us see the board by placing herself in front of the board.
After asking a million times to move we have given up. Because she moves back in front so we still cannot see. Idiot woman!
Also I want to kill less just because of how annoying she is. Apart from that, brilliant day!
*deep man voice* It's beginning to look a lot like...
eveerrryywwhherreee you gooooooo.
oh em gee, i’m soo excited for christmas. I’m sure megan is tooo?
However, I have NO ONES presents yet :’)
I need to get presents for:
Megan
Matt
Mom
Dad
Sister & her bf
Brother & his gf
Dylan
omg. I need to get crackalackin really.
Look at the beautiful snow.
I HATE IT.
I don’t mind it if I can stay indoors, tucked in...
November 2010
15 posts
I am back.
Kinda.
When I say I am back, means I will try my hardest to keep everyone (Hannah) on my oh so great life.
Not.
If I have to hear my mom say: “Are you OK?” then I will have a break down. If I have to listen to her go on about her stupid wedding and about how eventually she will have to move to Tenerife to live with her stupid soon-to-be husband then I will shut my head in a door,...
loveeewilltearusapart-deactivat asked: megan, why have you abandoned our joint tumblr?
yeah. you heard.
bear x
yeah. you heard.
bear x
a hug for megan/fish.
even if she has abandoned you for so long tumblr.
but:
i searched all of google to find a picture of a bear and a fish hugging rather than the fish being completely destroyed by the bear.
i’m quite proud, i hope you appreciate this. ♥
a certain romance
another pointless quiz because I have nothing remotely interesting to say.
9 Bands/Musicians You’ve Been Listening to A Lot Lately
01. The maccabees
02. ray lamontagne
03. the drums
04. jose gonzalez
05. the kooks
06. ellie goulding
07. coldplay
08. mark ronson & the business international
09. florence and the machine
8 Things you’re currently addicted to
01. sleep
02. tv: vampire...
Today was actually legend.
Today was the best day - EVER.
Regardless of having double English, that was actually a contributing factor. So what happened? Well the fact that me and Hannah are major bitches is what happened!
So, we got caught out about 2 times today. The first was Hannah. Standing outside college just talking about Lesbian when who walks past. Oh yes, it was her. After repeatedly hitting Hannah on the arm...
Abandonment.
I feel so lost without you Tumblr, but I honestly haven’t found the time, energy or positive thoughts to write about. This week has been one of the crappiest weeks in a long time, and are you wondering why? All you need to know is that I am in college.
That is the reason for every negative thing in my life right now. College.
Not only am I practically failing most my lessons, apart from...
Terribly funny.
Me: WTF IS SIMON ON?
Megan: I HAVE NO IDEA. KATIE MUST HAVE "bewitched" him.
you have no idea how much that made me laugh,
my ribs are aching : ')
TV ruins the Brummy accent.
Fish:
Sitting here watching the cube and I seriously think that TV ruins the brummy accent, because, I am sure that we don’t speak like that. Oh dearry me.
Eventful weekend, nope. Work and shopping. How fun. And now, I am waiting for the xfactor to come on whilst tumblring.
Where has Hannah disappeared to? Come back Hannah!
On a good note though, I have found her christmas present...
I love you bear.
I feel the need to tell Bear, that even though I am seriously considering leaving college and trying for an apprenticeship, I am so very sorry - and I love you.
I was going to say you don’t understand how hard college is - but you do. The only difference is you are doing well in lessons, and I will only do OK in Psychology.
I probably wont even get an apprenticeship, don’t know why...
...
I have nothing to say.
Oh it keeps getting better...
You guessed it. English. Just when I thought it couldn’t get worse - it did. So, to start things off, my essay was approximately, 500 words, an A4 side, and the shock on her face when I gave it to her. Priceless! But to top it off, lezza hair is actually a lesbian, and she has a companion. Crusty ear. It’s rather disgusting considering it actually looks like her ear will crumble and...
October 2010
28 posts
Awkward customer much?
Me: Hi, can I help you?
Her: Hi, what do you get on an English breakfast?
Me: Sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, hash brown, beans, toast, mushrooms and tomato.
Her: Do you do a vegetarian breakfast.
Me: Yeah, you get a vegetarian sausage and everything else.
Her: I don't like eggs.
-false smile by this point-
Me: That's fine.
Her: ...or mushrooms, and I dont really like the vegetarian sausages.
Me: OK, so I can do you a breakfast with beans, toast hash brown and tomatoes?
Her: I dont really want a tomato, but apart from that, thats fine. Do I have to have the hash brown.
Me: So beans on toast?
Her: Oh, you do that? I really fancied a breakfast but that will do.
-restrains urge to pick up knife-
Me: anything to drink?
Her: Can I have an latte, really weak, decaf, with soya milk?
Me: .......sure
I nearly killed her.
What happened to Half term ?
Fish:
I am confused to where the half term has disappeared to? I mean, I know it was a week, but I swear, I blinked and poof - half term done!
However, this week has been rather productive! 3 essays :’) go me! Well, you can’t really call my 500 word pathetic attempt at English an essay but hey! I have already decided that I dislike English a lot and I will be dropping it at the end...
I'm such an old woman.
Yes it’s still bear. I realise I’ve already done one tonight but I’m just so bored. I just had a longg bath, with a cuppa tea. And i’m now sitting here tucking into a muller corner (not a healthy kind, its the banana chocolate flakes kind). I could have spent my time more productively, maybe by getting on with the work that I still need to do, but I thought I deserved a...
L for loner.
Spent the day wishing I hadn’t took AS English Lit and Lang, yeah that’s right a whole day being tortured by my lovely english essay. Finally got it out the way when I realise I have a history essay to do, and a media booklet to complete. Seriously, what the hell.
It’s not like I have a life anyway so it doesn’t really matter, in fact deep down I’m probably grateful...
I am so attractive.
not. Bearrrrr speaking. i’m currently sitting here in my space invaders jammies, with a hot water bottle tied round my stomach, a massssivee jumper, and i’m sitting here veryyy bored and tired. So I thought I’d tumblrrrrrr.
Surprisingly enough I don’t have a rant for you, I’ve been quite emotional today but not in an angry-lets-have-a-rant way.
Because I have got a...
“I am fully aware, as much as I wish, that THE ZEBRA is in fact not extinct.”
– my own very witty brain.
Orange - Blonde. Good luck.
Fish talking.
I do realise that a lot of my tumblr’s are about girls and how stupid they are, but that just proves that the society/college we attend is full of a lot of silly girls who REALLY need a brain in there heads.
To kick it off; lezza hair has surprised us all again. Not only did she cut off her long flowing [kinda] hair, she then went multi-coloured, as in ginger brown and...
I'd thought I'd kick it old school...
so I’m going back to myspace ways and posting a little quiz about myself.
Fun Yah!
Do promises mean anything to you? obviously they do yes, otherwise it wouldn’t be worth promising anything. you have to make sure they’re going to keep that promise though. Megan keeps her promises that’s lovely;)
What piercings would you like to get? None, I have my ears done...
Sorry Mother!
I hate it when people criticise you for posting something that has NAFF ALL to do with them. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I decided this is NOT going to be a ranting post, but that doesn’t leave me with much else to write about…
so I’m gonna rant.
On the agenda for tonight?:
X Factor Statuses
FattyRamm. (his nickname)
Zebras.
So to kick it off. Facebook is known for allowing people to...
A tumblr done out of pure boredom.
Right, I am back! And tumblring!! Half term guys! I love it! However, thinking of the 3 essays I have to do is somewhat depressing. History, psychology and of course preggers set us something about a “tygers”. Yeah, I don’t have a clue either. This should be fun! History - well considering I got an Extra Special (E, hey, its still a pass) that should be interesting!
I am now...
I haven't abondened you!
Right, realised I haven’t tumblr’d in a while so a quick one on my break at work!
Thankyou for the picture Hannah ;) thought it was you who took it!
Aaaaand I read you post! I know EXACTLY whom you are on about! E.S? Who is the mate she’s trying it on with!?
Aaaand half termmm! Wooooooooo - that means no english! I could dance with joy but then people in here will look at...
Is one guy not good enough for you darling?
I do realise by now that most of these posts are rants about someone, but I’m genuinely a nice person (this is very clearly bear, as fish is reeeeeeeet nasty ;))
But this girl is just completely annoying me now. Every time I log onto my facebook I see her wallposts with some boy, a different one everyday, so blatently flirting. And now she’s doing it with one of my mates and it just...
21.10.2010 - Happy Birthday Megggg (Fish)!
Hope you don’t mind this cheeky picture I took of you earlier meg? ^^ I think I captured your best side.
HAPPYY BIRTHDAYY FISSSSSH! Hope you have an ammazzzinng day, I will attempt to mail you a chocolate bar and card! YOU’RE AMAZING FISHHH :D ♥
Anywho, wanna hear about my day? While Meg was getting showered with balloons, cake and presents, I was getting ‘showered’...
So Fish requested a happier post...
and if I’m discussing college that’s never going to happen I’m afraid.
However, I did go to my friends house today and she made me look like one of THOSE girls that wear tiny stuff and go to all these random parties. It was quite fun, I would upload photos but for sheer embarrassment I will not. - It was a sheer pisstake as these girls actually do my head in, you know the kind...
Rant of the day!
Fish talking:
So today was amazing awful.
I missed the bus.
I feel ill
I have learnt that some people are pure utter b*tches.
Jumping straight to point number 3, leads me into my rant!
Walking back from college thinking about tomorrow [my birthday] and I bump into ex -close friend!
Conversation is as follows:
HER: Are you doing anything in the holidays?
Me: Nope, not that I know of,...
20th october. English, kill us.
Gunna be a short one because the teacher has eagle eyes.
But we have been exposed to porn. I am looking at her bum cheeks! And I can see her pants. We feel sick.
And now our class is playing a crap version of chinese whispers about a goatman who ruins a river, but there all wrong. Its fustrating!
More later guys!
Posh.
Bear: When do you go on your art trip?
"Posh": tonight.
Bear: Ohhh nice, lucky. What you going to be doing there?
"Posh": Going round the art stuff.
Bear: Cool.
Bear: Have you still got the bracelets from holiday?
"Posh": No they broke.
Bear: Arr yeah so did mine they disintergrated.
"Posh": Same.
Bear: ........ *puts ipod back on.
19th October...
Bear speaking;
What a disappointment!
Today I learnt:
that my best friend is officially no longer my best friend
that I picked the worst A Levels possible
that lightbulb is in fact not a lightbulb at all.
= AMAZING disappointing day.
So I had media studies this morning, and it was the most boring lesson ever. I literally was DREAMING of paint drying, and it was FAR more interesting I...
just backing up what fish said..
today was one of drama! normally nothing remotely worth listening to happens, but OH today was just pure drraammmmaaaaa.
The girl who walks around like a fairy didn’t disappoint, her hair was as shocking as expected, and her oh so subtle idea of ‘whispering’ her relationship stories to her friends, which actually means shouting them to the whole class so that she can make sure...
Monday 18th October - too much drama if you ask...
Bloody hell! That basically sums up the day! When we first started this, I didn’t think there would be a lot to write about. First college day EVERYTHING happened! Blackberry messenger causes way to many problems and drama!
To sum it up basically, Girl A was with boyfriend for 9 months. Girl B (girl a’s close friend) got off with with boyfriend while they were still together! This...
On the contrary...Disney Night was a success.
Right bear.
On the contrary Disney Night was successful, xfactor, too much food and the little mermaid? How is that unsuccessful. The only unsuccessful part was that we didnt finish the many many bags of sweets I bought, so I am currently sitting here, eating the bag of maoams watching xfactor results.
Oh and of course the fact that I cried over your facebook messages :’)
BUT anyway,...